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Revive your immune system and say goodbye to cold and flu symptoms with our extraordinary F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea. When the weather takes its toll or you simply want to fortify your body, this exceptional blend of ingredients will leave you feeling invigorated and protected. No more suffering in silence - it's time to take control of your health!


Our powerful blend starts with the remarkable healing properties of yarrow. This herb works wonders in combating flu symptoms by promoting sweating, helping you eliminate toxins and germs from your system. Say goodbye to congestion, body aches, and fever as you cleanse your body from the inside out.


But that's not all! Each ingredient in our F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea has been carefully selected for its potent healing benefits:

Hyssop: This herb has been used for centuries to alleviate respiratory issues, making it an ideal addition to our blend. It can help ease coughs and soothe sore throats, allowing you to breathe freely and comfortably.

Fennel seeds: Known for their soothing properties, fennel seeds provide relief from coughs and congestion. They also possess antimicrobial properties, helping to fight off harmful pathogens and bolster your immune system.

Clove: Packed with antioxidants and antimicrobial properties, cloves offer a double whammy when it comes to combating cold and flu symptoms. They can help relieve pain, reduce inflammation, and support your body's natural defense mechanisms.

Peppermint: With its refreshing aroma and cooling properties, peppermint is a soothing ally in the battle against cold and flu. It can alleviate headaches, clear congestion, and calm your stomach, providing relief from nausea or indigestion.

Ginger Root: A true superhero in the world of natural remedies, ginger root boasts powerful anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties. It aids digestion, reduces nausea, and strengthens your immune system, making it an essential component of our blend.

Elecampane Root: This herb has long been used in traditional medicine to combat respiratory ailments. It helps to clear mucus and congestion, making breathing easier and relieving coughs.

Licorice Root: Known for its sweet and soothing taste, licorice root also offers a myriad of health benefits. It can help reduce inflammation, soothe sore throats, and promote a healthy respiratory system.

Eucalyptus: The invigorating scent of eucalyptus is synonymous with respiratory relief. It can open up your airways, clear congestion, and ease sinus discomfort, allowing you to breathe deeply and freely.


Harnessing the power of these incredible ingredients, our F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea provides you with a natural and effective way to fight off cold and flu symptoms. Sip on this delightful blend and let it work its magic, leaving you feeling revitalized and ready to take on the world. Don't let the cold and flu hold you back - empower yourself with our exceptional tea blend and say a resounding "F*ck you" to those pesky bugs!

F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend

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  • Preparing your F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea is a breeze! Follow these simple instructions to unlock its healing powers:

    1. Start by boiling fresh, filtered water. For the perfect cup of tea, bring approximately 8 ounces (240 ml) of water to a rolling boil.

    2. While the water is heating, gather your tea infuser or tea bag. You'll need one for a single serving of tea.

    3. Once the water reaches a rolling boil, remove it from the heat and let it cool for a moment. This will ensure the temperature is just right for steeping.

    4. Place your desired amount of F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea into the tea infuser or tea bag. We recommend using one teaspoon (2-3 grams) of the blend per 8-ounce (240 ml) cup.

    5. Immerse the tea infuser or tea bag into your favorite teacup or mug.

    6. Pour the hot water over the tea blend, allowing it to steep for approximately 5-7 minutes. This will give the herbs enough time to release their beneficial properties and flavors.

    7. While the tea is steeping, take a moment to inhale the invigorating aroma rising from your cup. Let it uplift your senses and prepare you for a truly healing experience.

    8. Once the steeping time is complete, carefully remove the tea infuser or tea bag from your cup. You can set it aside to reuse later if desired.

    9. Take a moment to appreciate the vibrant color and enticing fragrance of your freshly brewed F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea.

    10. Now, it's time to savor the goodness. Take small sips and let the flavors dance on your palate. Feel the warmth and comfort as the blend works its magic on your body and soul.

    11. For an added touch, you can enhance the taste by adding a natural sweetener like honey or a squeeze of lemon, if desired. However, the tea is already delicious on its own.

    12. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your cup of F*ck you Cold & Flu Blend tea. Embrace the healing properties of each ingredient as they support your immune system and provide relief from cold and flu symptoms.

    Remember, this tea blend is designed to be your ally in combating illness and boosting your well-being. Make it a part of your daily routine or indulge in it whenever you need an extra dose of healing. Cheers to a healthier, happier you!

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